*me and jack out eating at a place and the waitress walks over while hes in the bathroom*

Waitress: You guys are a cute couple

Me: Your ice is hats

I think she thinks I’m high

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The difference between tumblr and real life.

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something:

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On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:

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I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
Meg Rosoff (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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10knotes:

as a child i knew sumthin was up wit this scene

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secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

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enenkay:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!

I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.

You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.

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